I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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