okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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