Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
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i think i scared a bird with my dick
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
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I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
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