If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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