yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
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at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
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about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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