u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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