I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
Randomize
