Me too!
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
You were trust falling into bushes
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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