I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Sorry about my life...
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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