Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
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obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
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I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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