It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
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she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
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The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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