oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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