I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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