I could have mohawked her pubes.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
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He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
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I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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