: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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