Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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