So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Randomize
