Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
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I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
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Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
I party with great urgency now.
Randomize