Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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