guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
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You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
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I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
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