There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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