So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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