the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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