why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
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Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
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Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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