Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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