so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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