Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
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We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
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do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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