Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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