this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
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We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
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Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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