I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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