lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
