i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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