I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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