we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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