If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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