She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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