Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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