Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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