i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
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