thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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