# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
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