This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Is it penis luge time yet?
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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