fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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