Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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