Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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