My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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