Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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