Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
It all started with a game of naked twister.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Randomize
