I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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