break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
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She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
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Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
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