Walk of Shame. In a state park.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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