I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Randomize
