How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
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there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
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My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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