I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
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1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
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Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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