Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.