i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
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i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
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Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.